February 2012
29 posts
Drunk, inebriated, exhausted and what have you. Catching a train home alone. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t fall asleep.
Sometimes I look at facebook pages of old highschool friends and then I feel better about myself. Most of them still live in this deadend town/peninsula I grew up in and lived a whole 20 years. I left quite easily, but they, well most of them haven’t and by the looks of things they’ll probably end up living the rest of their lives down there and they’ll have their children repeat...
Dolphins are 'people' say scientists →
Dolphins deserve to be treated as non-human “persons” whose rights to life and liberty should be respected, scientists meeting in Canada have been told.
A small group of experts in philosophy, conservation and dolphin behaviour were canvassing support for a “Declaration of Rights for Cetaceans”.
They believe dolphins - and their whale cousins - are sufficiently intelligent and self-aware to...
Uni Student Green Curry
- green curry paste - coconut cream - cauliflower - green beans - snow peas - potato - chicken breast - cashews - basil Serve with jasmine rice. SUCCESS!
I don't know how it happened, but an ant just...
True story bro.
So I just went to the dentist… It always leaves a dent in the ol’ purse, this time being $135 for half an hour, yikes! (I need a career change amiright!). But I also found out, or rather it was confirmed that I have TMJ (Temporomandibular Joint Disorder). Basically, my jaw locks now and then, and I also grind my teeth like a crazy muthafucka. Seriously, I’ve been told it’s...
Thus far 2012 you be a rockin'.
Reasons why so far this year has been ace; -had the best new years -I have a wonderful boyfriend -I found a new house with lovely housemates -I’ve been baking more and eating super healthy -I’ll be getting my full bond back from the other house -I’ll be starting my second year of uni and am super excited -I’ve met lots of awesome new folks -My love for Marxisforbros and...
LIKEROSCOE.
is the bestest best friend ever. You all fail because your best friends don’t compare. I love her, she is fucking ace. That is all.
Fuck you, you fucking cunt of a housemate.
Bitchin to me how no-one helped in the end for the end of lease with cleaning and whatnot. Oh I’m sorry you fucking pseudo-environmental hippy, not only did I mow the lawns throughout the year and keep the house in living order, my parents drove an hour and a half to do the gardening several times this year. Cunt be saying I just packed up and left, don’t be whining to me that I left...
Day 4 of the Caveman Diet.
Well my boyfriend and I began this diet on Monday as part of our new years revolutions to get fit this year and improve our health and well being. Basically, this diet involves cutting out carbohydrates entirely (ie. pasta, rice, bread etc). It is rather difficult to eat only foods not containing any carbs at all, so I guess you could say we’re doing a simplified version, which is still...
January 2012
38 posts
Guess who gets to reupload everything to Itunes...
THIS GIRL! I’ve done this a total of 5 times in my apple history. I have over hundreds of gigabytes worth of music. GOODIEEEEEEEEE.
NO INTERNET
So I won’t have internet until half way through February because I’ve just moved house and that’s how long it’s going to take TPG to haul ass and install. Is it worth getting an net stick for a month? I’ve gone without internet on my laptop for about a week and a half now because it was being fixed, but a whole month is going to suck. I’m back at my old house...
I indicate when I change lanes.
marxisforbros:
I am the 1%.
MY BOYFRIEND HASN'T SEEN ANCHORMAN
Good lord. But at least I’ll get to take his viewing virginity.
THE WHITEST BOY ALIVE @ FORUM THEATRE MELBOURNE.
I can no longer attend this gig tomorrow night. So I’m selling my ticket for $35, which is $15 less than the original price I paid. Message me if keen, I’m sure we can arrange to meet in the city for an ‘exchange’.
ZOMBIE ALERT.
I actually feel so sick right now I can’t walk properly, my head is dizzy, I can’t breath , and I WANT BRAINNNNNNNNNNS. Ok well maybe not the last part, but I’m in a really bad way and I don’t know why. I can’t even go and buy medicine because I don’t have my car, there’s nothing in the house to relieve myself, and I’m all alone. At least I’m...